Back to the day Job

I went back to work today, was a good day.

The place has changed a lot in 7 weeks, the building has really come along. Plus there is no hoist now, so there are a hell of a lot of stairs to be climbing. Heard some funny stories as well. Not a bad day.

Woke up quite easilly this morning as well, which was weird. I would of thought I would have been more tired at an early time in the morning. Hopefully that continues tomorow.

No bus tomorow, lift in, woot!

Poker not so good today. Came 16th out of 250 something. Not bad, but I wasn't as impressed with myself today. I don't think my concentration was there, am quite tired now.

Red LeaFUR Yellow leaFUR

I can't pronounce leather. I say it like 'Leafur' and I was given a massive teaching of how to say it properlly. I need to use my tounge...

I won another Poker tournament last night, won a seat to a tournament tonight. Thathad 250 people in. I also won 2 out of 3 ten person sit and go's. I'm very happy, I think I have been playing well recently. If i can keep playing well, I think i might start making a profit soon. Might be early to talk, but you can only hope.

Watched X Facot last night, one of my favourites (ruth!) was in the bottom two. It went to the audience vote, and luckily she had more votes to stay in then Girl Band, who by the way, are not a and because they only sing. To be a band you need to play instramunts. Get it right girls!

Sorry for the lackluster blogs as of late, more interesting ones starting tomorow. I'm back at work!

Where have all the Pirates gone.

Quoting Karl Pilkington. 'There arn't pirates anymore, because if you are missing an arm or a leg, and you want gold or silver then you can just enter the paralympics.' He is a genius.

I found free to enter sit and go's last night, on Blue Square Poker. A 10c prize is shared between the top 3 finishers out of 10. So basically a first place win would win me two pence. Well, it is free i guess.

I am watching fith gear at the moment on Dave. I think its considered not as good a show as Top gear because of its format. It's like that Gadget show programme, the show is all about the cars themselevs, where as top gear has comical value, and we get to like the presenters more (well, Hammond anyways)


Karl also talks about the sea is his new blog, and how us getting rid of the fish won't make a difference, because it just means the fish left will grow bigger to fill the space. This reminded me a bit of the stage training excersise where we had to keep moving and filling all the space. It was really difficult because there wasn't enough of us to keep it totally filled, and massive gaps keeped opening up.

Hollyoaks was so sad last night. I won't ruin it incase someone hasn't seen it, but make sure you watch it tonight on C4

Its a Mad World.

Learnt today on the telly that the Japanese word for suit comes from a street name in England. This is because a Japanese man got a 'suit' from that street, and when he went back named them after the street he got his from.

Watched Hollyoaks again today, was a brilliant episode. Nial Blew the church up in the end. I'm a day ahead because I have been watching them early on E4. Still No family guy on BBC3, they had the mobo awards on tonight. Thats no fun.

We have a new 50' Inch HD TV. Its brilliant, gives a really nice picture. Weirdly the best looking programme I have seen on it so far was lazy town.



Applied for Jobs at Zavvi (Bromley and Oxford Street) and HMV (Bluewater and Oxford Street) today. Hopefully will get a reply from one of them. On friday I am going out again and handing out paper applications I will have filled in.

I had another weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was playing some kind of football game, but i scored 2 own goals before i realised which team I was on. Luckilly Wayne Rooney Equalised for Chelsea... against Manchester United. It made no sense. Was nearly as weird as the broken rib dream, where my rib snapped after receiving a hug from a girl.

I keep remembering my dreams, I think its been four over the last week. Weirder because i usually never remember my dreams. Maybe its because I am waking up naturally at the moment, so my body reboots in its natural way, meaning the thoughts (aka the dreams) are coming through clearly.

As long as I dont have any more Gay dreams with Teddy Sheringham then I dont mind. Love you Teddy!

I have a new Lover...

And that Lover, is Hollyoaks.




The Programme is brilliant at the moment. Niall (above) has Kidnapped all the McQueen Sisters, and is holding them hostage at the church where myra abbandoned him as a baby. Niall wants revenge for it. He also has probablly killed Jack in the episode which will be show tomorow. I have never been this excited for a soap. It had better win a lot of awards at the Soap awards this year.

I found my wallet. The little bugger has been avoiding me the last few days, but i finally found it. Lucky thing because it hard my bank card in it, and as little money as that has on it, it still has some.

I watched a new programme on 5 today called Going for Gold. They let you phone in for competitions, but i didnt want to do that so i thought i would apply online. I went through all the stuff though and to register online i had to CALL a number. The point of going online was so that I didnt waste money calling them up. Robbing Bastards at channel 5. I know where their head office is. I should go there to ask for a job.

Ive been to the main places in London for the BBC, ITV and FIVE.

The ITV one is the best I think. I saw Gordan Ramsey there, met the Docter Hillary from GMTV, and saw the Paul o' Grady show live twice. Really nice place, revolving doors and everything. Channel 5 looked more like a bed and breakfast. Maybe thats why the digital signal for the channel is so bad.

When we switch over to digital half the country is going to be confused as to why channel FIVE isn't fuzzy anymore.

I used a really nice facewash today. Its made my skin really soft. I'm trying to keep the spots away, because my face has been doing good recently. I think I'm eating too many biscuits though, I can feel them returning. Bad chocolate for effecting my skin so.

Another Week, Starting the search again

Got to find a job again, the search starts tomorow!

Woke up at 12.45pm today, very late. Its weird because I have been getting up at allright times. So for some reason my body clock has snapped back to lazy boy mode. Is some weird stuff.

I have really been getting into Hollyoaks, the story lines are getting good. Nial as kidnapped all the McQueen Sisters. There is going to be an explosion at the church where Myra abandoned him as a baby. What more Newt saw Nial do the last kidnap! :O

Exciting stuff.

I tried to get my mum into it, she said its allright but she prefers coranation street...

I applied today to be an extra on skins, that would be fun to do. I could apply for a speaking line, but i would need to upload a video, and i don't have the equipment to do that. With a job I could buy this stuff. Its a viscious cycle.

BBC3 doesnt seem to be showing Family Guy anymore. Thats a bit annoying, but i am still enjoying two pints of lager and a pakcet of crisps. That is a fun show.

England vs Afganastan and Borat

I watched the X Factor last night. The ones I do not like (Austin and Rachel) got through real quick, which was a shame. I have cemented Scott as my favourite, as he got a really bad song. I think his voice sounds rather like michael buble.



I was really impressed with Ruth as well. Simon fancies her, and I have to agree, she is gorgeous, and spanish. I also liked Diana, the way she moved her hands was mesmorising, and she had a great voice too.

There has been a lot of cafuffle in the paper about the Afghanastani mother of seven who gets £12,000 worth of benefits a year, and lives in a mansion with the children, all for free in this country. I think its totally not fair that they get this amount of money, and the fact that they complain is outragous. While english people have to wait for council properties no one from another country should be given accomodation. The country needs to take care of its own people first.

England won yesterday, beating Kazakhstan 5.1 At wembly. It wasn't as great as beating Germany 5.1, but it was still a vicotry, that puts us in good shape. Crotia drew with the Ukraine though. I hope the croatians get through because it would be nice to support them with England at 2010.

I went to a theatre train teacher training thing today, took part as a student for the demonstration. Was really fun stuff, learnt a lot too. We had an audience, and I made them laugh a few times, so for me I feel I did a good job there.

I am really liking my shorter hair. Its much easier to take care of, and when spiked up i think it looks better then long hair.

Miss a blog for one day

And so much happens. I missed yesterdays installment because I was very busy, so I thought instead of rush a small blog I would take my time on big one today.

The first thing that happened yesterday was that I got a job at Cafe Nero. The problem was they wanted me to be flexible, and i needed to go in this morning for a trial. I didn't go, so hence I think I have lost the job without even turning up. Not good, but hopefully now i will find something better.

Played Poker Thursday night. I got Knocked out when my Queens came up against 9,8 Suited, and two nines hit on the turn. Was some very bad luck.


I Have been playing a lot of Super Smash Brawl. Its a really fun game, going to play more of it once i can buy it. Just gonna make the most of it when my cousin brings the game over. Also played 'Alone in the Dark', is quite a scary game. Makes you feel lonely as well, everyone you meet dies about two minutes later. Weird but fun, hopefully get scared shitless by that soon.

I found another job site, called 'Jobsite uk,' so hopefully I might get something from them. Need money for headshots for my portfolio. Hopefully will get another soon, with decent hours and flexability.

God sake. Belly Ache.

Title taken from one of Karl Pilkingtons Poems.

My stomach has been playing up last 2 days, mainly at night. I think its the amount I am eating, has been much more. I have been finishing each dinner, which isn't like me. I also ate up all of my vegetables, which ive worked out aint that bad if i smother them in vinegar then shovel them in, and just swallow. I also had 8 Potatoes today, I was really struggling on the seventh one.

I watched a programme this morning on four where this guy was in the coldest town in the planet. It was minus 42 degrees, and that wasn't as cold as it could be. His pen wouldn't work because the Ink inside froze, and the wiring on his temperature device stopped working also. I'm more scared now that we have an iceage, because loads of stuff would just stop working. And i hate the cold, I can't even pick snow up with gloves on.

They ate reindeer there as well, because they need the meat to survive. They eat everything, Lungs and guts included. I wouldn't eat that even if it was cold. I'd just have soup.

It was my cousins birthday today. He came over, played Super Smash Brothers Brawl. It's a good game, I am terrible at it though. I need some more practice on that. We at a lot and had cake. Good times.

Waited in for parcels AGAIN today, still didn't come. I am going out all day tomorow, I'm not waiting in AGAIN for them. I hope it comes tomorow though, I want to wear my new shoes dammit.

Played Poker today, was doing really well till my Pocket Queens got Busted by 8,9 Suited when two 9's came up on the flop. My luck just wasn't there at the right time. Not playing again tonight because i will be up till silly o'clock if I do.

Let's Go Pizza... Pasta Hut

Pizza hut are changing their name to Pasta hut, in order to change their image and menu to that of a healthier variety. They are introducing a new pasta menu to go along with the Food Standards Agency (FSA.) Since 2004 Pizza hut has been trying to reduce salt content in its food to commit to that of the FSA, and this is a giant leep forward. They will still sell Pizza, which is good for me as Pizza hut make great Pizza.

www.pastahut.co.uk/home


I've been waiting in this morning for a parcel. It was supposed to come today in the AM hours, yet its not 2pm and nothing is here. Rather annoying, feel like the day is wasted. And i got up a decent time today (for me) of 8.45 (am...)

I started using Monster.com again to apply for jobs. Problem is a lot of the jobs on there you seem to need experience for. I'm just applying, and then just gonna lie if I need to. If anyone asks you I'm a docter, ok?!

It was a dark Monday

Yesterday on the Stockmarkets the FTSE fell by around 8%, the biggest one day loss ever.This isn't good. I still think we are in good shape though, but I am comparing us to Zimbabwe, where the inflation is like a Million Percent. For the Price of a Sandwhich there you could get a Car here.


Car and Cake. Two Birds one Stone

Got some new Clothes today, a nice yellow T-Shirt, a Black shirt (sending back, looks like pjama's, not cool), White Converse (sending back, size too big) and white trainers (sending back, too big). I am getting new trainers that are hopefully the right size tomorow which is good.

Yesterday I found out they are making a Dragon ball film. This is of course related to the old Dragon Ball Z anime series. At the moment the film looks like it is going to be utter rubbish, which is a shame because I used to love the series so much. Watching a whole episode where someone just powers up was never as exciting as when watching dragon ball z!



I'm actually rather annoyed by how bad it looks. For one thing, Goku was a kid in Dragonball, he is fully grown in this. Piccolo is a Namek, meaning he is Green. He looks more like that thing from the flinstones that goes around calling Fred a 'dum-dum'. Also Goku is white. Its just all messed up. I will still go to see this film though, in the hope that i somehow get emerged in the story. I doubt that.

See, a video and a picture today. Always trying to make your blog reading easier with pretty pictures. More tomorow

Twists of Fate.

Last night at No Mercy Jeff Hardy was so close to becoming WWE champion, but a reversal of Jeff's pin on HHH means the Game walks out still the champion. As soon as Jeff laid his back onto HHH i knew the game was going to reverse the pin, much like at wrestlemania with Edge's second spear on Undertaker. You knew taker was gonna choke him the hell out. Sick of predictability making my favourites lose.

In other bad news, Wendy Richards, best known for plying Pauline Fowler in Eastenders is dying. She has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.



The annoying women from X Factor got through. I should really remember her name to make this blog more informative, but if i started remembering the important facts then this blog wouldn't be as openly me as it is.

Yesterday was a rather boring day really. Didn't get much done. Nothing much happened rather dull. I did however continue my campaign to become more healthy and build the body of an adonis. I did this by lifting more weights, and i ate all the vegetables from my sunday lunch, which is very rare for me. I hate green stuff.

Saying that I do love Scampi and Lemon flavoured Nik Naks, and they come in a green packet.

This blog is now findable on google, did that by posting some links to here on Gamespot. Hopefully will be able to get a few more links to here so more people are able to find the blog. The blogs here are being counted weekly. They think the weeks starts on a sunday.

What day does the week start on? God thinks its starts on a monday, thats why sunday is the day or rest. But Television guides believe the week starts on a Saturday. That makes no sense. How can the week START on the weekEND. Stupid people. So I'm afraid blogger and 'Whats on TV' Magazine, that God is right on this one.



I'm trying to put more pictures in my blog now, to make it more pretty for you. I know how much you guys hate reading ya see. If i could do a video blog so you could just watch, or a podcast so you could just listen, I would. But I don't have that kind of equipment at the moment, so untill that time you will have to be contempt with reading I am afraid.

Have a good monday everyone

Hi's and Lo's

More Poker last night on Poker Stars (i play under the name cash4king) but instead of the normal Texas Hold'em I played 7 Card Stud Hi/Lo. I have played stud before but without the Hi/Lo rule. I really enjoyed the game, there is a lot more to think about with more possible hands. I'm going to try and play some more later on tonight.

Also tonight if the wwe event No Mercy which i shall be watching. Hoping Jeff Hardy wins the wwe title!. If he does expect pictures and a blog dedicated to him tomorow.

Here's a picture for any of you guys looking forward to another week at school. It might help you with any english classes or writing:



The weather isn't very nice today. I hope it improves tomorow because i really need to go job hunting. Am becoming so bored now with a lack of money and nothing to do. Boring. I have to send back the Proverbial piece of crap laptop charger as well tomorow. So help them God if i don't get a refund.

I have been doing weights as well. Trying to build up my arms. I am impressed at the moment. Like this blog, I am keeping to my commitment to do them everyday. I can see a vein in my left bicep now. I think that is a good sign.

I watched X factor last night. It annoyed me a bit. They seem to focus more on the people with a story then people who can actually sing. Tonight we find out who has gotten through. I hope the mum who was in prison and only has custordy of 2 out of 5 of her children doesn't get through. She really annoys me. Just the way she is... we don't need another Amy Winehouse...

Snow Patrol are back. They have a new song out called 'Take back the city. Im undecided whether or not I like it. It's like Marmite. My Grandad said he loves it, my nan says she hates it, they asked me what i thought. Iv'e never tried the stuff. I don't even know what it is, it looks like some kind of berry sauce mixed with chocolate spread. I'm not going to be trying it any time soon.

Had an awesome dream last night, I met Karl Pilkington. He works on a building site for some reason. We ended up walking down a road by some bushes. I lost my phone, but then found it again. I woke up then. I think dreams usually only happen just before you wake up.

I need to get my digi-box set back up in my room. I miss E4 and BBC3. I think Im having withdrawals without a supply of daily Friends, scrubs, and Family Guy. The Box Set with every Episode of Friends on DVD is now £70. Thats quite good value. I might invest, as i dont have E4 to watch them everyday, and I don't own them all aready.

Last man standing is starting again soon. This is where 5 men go to different countries to take part in physical competitions, to see how good they are. It was really good series, this time there are different competitors, which is a shame because i came to like the guys from the last series. I shall be watching once it starts.

There's no formula one on today. I'm getting into it after watchin the whole GP last week. Is a shame. I was annoyed yesterday that Arsenal salvaged a point against sunderland with a last minute goal.

More tomorow.

The Sex Education show

I've Just been watching channel 4 and they were talking about whether or not the Sex Education show was appropriate to be shown at 8pm.

My view is yes, its before the watershed. Why break a rule, even if it is educational. More adults will be likely to watch at 9, and less children would watch, so everyone wins.

It annoyed me a bit though that they were having a go at the show, when it is doing a good job. It is trying to hammer in about safe sex and stuff. A caller said 'I feel the entertainment of the show is taking away from the education.' Thats because if it was boring then the target audience would be bored out of their minds before the first ad break!


I started playing a bit of freeroll poker again. Been using Pokerstars. There are more freerolls, but they have 10,000+ players!. Winning will be hard as hell.

Also I am annoyed because the laptop charger finally arrived but doesn't work. So now have to order another one. Means I still do not have a laptop fulltime. I have to stop talking about it now. Angers me alot. If i dont get a refund im gonna set fire to it.

Serious

Also, been really cold lately! Bit warmer now which is good. Apparently it is going to rain alot this weekend... yay...

I watched a lot of Ugly betty last night. In the least gay way ever I think that the daniel character from that is stunning. All the costumes and stuff in that show are really pretty and bright. We have a new TV coming this week, 50 Inch HD baby. Ugly Betty on that will look hot.

I might change the format of this soon, may blog more than once a day. Maybe then i will be able to remember what is happening! For now though, more coming tomorow!

A Week Since the Start

It's been a week now since I began writing this blog, and it's been going well. I have kept to my promise of updating ee=veryday (even though yesterday was hard). Also I have been using Google Adsense, which has so far made me $15. I get payed per click on ad's and for page views, so going well I think. Also now have 3 Followers, who's blogs I am following to :)

So, last two days the job hunting has continued, I have applied for Woolworths and Gamestation atm. Was supposed to go out again today but have decided against it. Will make a move Monday, to start the week off good.

Everyone is going Lee Evans tonight! well it seems like everyone is.

My Laptop charger still isn't here. Annoying as I ordered it monday and it should of come within 2 working days. My post lately around here has been crap though, things coming to the wrong adress, postman coming at 5 in the afternoon. Pretty annoying if you are waiting for stuff.

We have an indoor plant. This annoys me a bit. Its a wimp plant. It can't stay outside or it will die. If a plant can't stay outside then it's not a real plant. The world is getting softer. Survival of the fittest just doesn't exsist anymore, now we have plants who get there own houses. Sick of it.

I love the current header at the top of the page. 'Dear Fuckers' and 'Now i have to buy new wipes to clean the shit your ones left on my screen' cracks me up. I might start writing letters like that if companies send me broken stuff. Like the last ebay charger. Fuckers. Or as my friend paul would say. Thuckers.

Enjoy Friday! x

The School Boy's Tale - A poem

I found this looking through my Documents. It's fantastic i think, was a mickey-take out of Chaucer. Hope you like it:


The School-Boy’s Tale

I needed to marry for money
To buy food to survive
But it isn’t too funny
‘cause I’m 17 and she’s 75
‘I do’ I said
And we were wed.
Off to bedith with us she demanded
Chained down like I’ve been reprimanded
I took a pill to help thou rise
She jumped on like a jockey and I close my eyes
It went on for a couple of hours
Before all my seed had been devoured
She told me it was really good
If it was I must have misunderstood
I should never have taken a wife
I should have just taken my own life
She kept on going to get more pleasure
Not good because she looks like a fella
She is a women of the bad type of hoary
Goldylocks- er-er - more like baldy.
Thankfully she died and went to heaven
Her grandaughter is twenty seven
She looks really good, I guess better naked
‘How you doin.’ I said. Then her innocence taked
This made up for the hippo women rubbish
Because this women is a real dish
But we got caught by the priest
She was hung and buried for the worms to feast
I murdered that filthy mongrel
‘how dare you, we were as close as zippy and bungle’
Now I am 60 years old
And with that my tale is told.


Proper blog tomorow.

New Month, New Bed, Same old.

I am sitting here writing this blog on my new Bed. I'm actually rather scared, because this bed is the highest bed (disregarding bunk beds) that i have ever been on. It's about the same height up as the radiotor. The new matress for it is rock hard, not as comfortable as my old one. Apparently though this is good for my back. I shouldn't be scared of falling out of this bed and plummeting to my death though. The thing is roll-off proof. If anyone actually buys a bed becauase they think it can be roll of proof has obviously fallen and out and bumped their head.

I'm not gonna try rolling off though, I don't want to hurt myself.

There was a programme on 4 this morning, about this Kid, and he went and got his exam results. It was so boring. They should make a programme about me, follow me around for a few months. That would be good TV.

I've been using google adesense on this page over the last few days. The adverts inbetween each blog. It's good, because i get paid for everyclick on them and the amount of views this page gets also helps. All the extra income is appreciated at the moment. Didn't manage to go job hunting yesterday. I blame the rain, I didn't want to go ask for jobs when I was soaking wet. I did go and get my CV's printed though.

I also got a Library card. I didn't get any books though, because none of them looked interesting to me. I know your not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I had nothing else to go by in there. Maybe if the books had a good personality, or said hello to me or something, then I would of picked them up, but if they just sit there doing nothing I can only judge them by what they look like.

My sleep paterns are messed up at the moment. Lay in bed for like 2 hours last night, then at 3 decided to go get some food. I don't know whether this is because I have been waking up later, or because I had a relentlessdrink yesterday. Which by the way, make you so hyper!

O.k, better go and get me a job. keep reading!