A Week Since the Start

It's been a week now since I began writing this blog, and it's been going well. I have kept to my promise of updating ee=veryday (even though yesterday was hard). Also I have been using Google Adsense, which has so far made me $15. I get payed per click on ad's and for page views, so going well I think. Also now have 3 Followers, who's blogs I am following to :)

So, last two days the job hunting has continued, I have applied for Woolworths and Gamestation atm. Was supposed to go out again today but have decided against it. Will make a move Monday, to start the week off good.

Everyone is going Lee Evans tonight! well it seems like everyone is.

My Laptop charger still isn't here. Annoying as I ordered it monday and it should of come within 2 working days. My post lately around here has been crap though, things coming to the wrong adress, postman coming at 5 in the afternoon. Pretty annoying if you are waiting for stuff.

We have an indoor plant. This annoys me a bit. Its a wimp plant. It can't stay outside or it will die. If a plant can't stay outside then it's not a real plant. The world is getting softer. Survival of the fittest just doesn't exsist anymore, now we have plants who get there own houses. Sick of it.

I love the current header at the top of the page. 'Dear Fuckers' and 'Now i have to buy new wipes to clean the shit your ones left on my screen' cracks me up. I might start writing letters like that if companies send me broken stuff. Like the last ebay charger. Fuckers. Or as my friend paul would say. Thuckers.

Enjoy Friday! x

The School Boy's Tale - A poem

I found this looking through my Documents. It's fantastic i think, was a mickey-take out of Chaucer. Hope you like it:


The School-Boy’s Tale

I needed to marry for money
To buy food to survive
But it isn’t too funny
‘cause I’m 17 and she’s 75
‘I do’ I said
And we were wed.
Off to bedith with us she demanded
Chained down like I’ve been reprimanded
I took a pill to help thou rise
She jumped on like a jockey and I close my eyes
It went on for a couple of hours
Before all my seed had been devoured
She told me it was really good
If it was I must have misunderstood
I should never have taken a wife
I should have just taken my own life
She kept on going to get more pleasure
Not good because she looks like a fella
She is a women of the bad type of hoary
Goldylocks- er-er - more like baldy.
Thankfully she died and went to heaven
Her grandaughter is twenty seven
She looks really good, I guess better naked
‘How you doin.’ I said. Then her innocence taked
This made up for the hippo women rubbish
Because this women is a real dish
But we got caught by the priest
She was hung and buried for the worms to feast
I murdered that filthy mongrel
‘how dare you, we were as close as zippy and bungle’
Now I am 60 years old
And with that my tale is told.


Proper blog tomorow.

New Month, New Bed, Same old.

I am sitting here writing this blog on my new Bed. I'm actually rather scared, because this bed is the highest bed (disregarding bunk beds) that i have ever been on. It's about the same height up as the radiotor. The new matress for it is rock hard, not as comfortable as my old one. Apparently though this is good for my back. I shouldn't be scared of falling out of this bed and plummeting to my death though. The thing is roll-off proof. If anyone actually buys a bed becauase they think it can be roll of proof has obviously fallen and out and bumped their head.

I'm not gonna try rolling off though, I don't want to hurt myself.

There was a programme on 4 this morning, about this Kid, and he went and got his exam results. It was so boring. They should make a programme about me, follow me around for a few months. That would be good TV.

I've been using google adesense on this page over the last few days. The adverts inbetween each blog. It's good, because i get paid for everyclick on them and the amount of views this page gets also helps. All the extra income is appreciated at the moment. Didn't manage to go job hunting yesterday. I blame the rain, I didn't want to go ask for jobs when I was soaking wet. I did go and get my CV's printed though.

I also got a Library card. I didn't get any books though, because none of them looked interesting to me. I know your not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I had nothing else to go by in there. Maybe if the books had a good personality, or said hello to me or something, then I would of picked them up, but if they just sit there doing nothing I can only judge them by what they look like.

My sleep paterns are messed up at the moment. Lay in bed for like 2 hours last night, then at 3 decided to go get some food. I don't know whether this is because I have been waking up later, or because I had a relentlessdrink yesterday. Which by the way, make you so hyper!

O.k, better go and get me a job. keep reading!